Anonymous said: Are you bi? Would you enjoy a booty pic?

I’m not down with the clams, only sausages, but thanks for the offer qt

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

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harrypotterartgallery:

OUT OF THE BLUE
Untitled Text Msg. (Dick)Adam McEwen, 2009. Acrylic and silkscreen ink on canvas. 9.5 x 9.5 inches, 24.1 x 24.1 cm

harrypotterartgallery:

OUT OF THE BLUE

Untitled Text Msg. (Dick)
Adam McEwen, 2009. Acrylic and silkscreen ink on canvas. 9.5 x 9.5 inches, 24.1 x 24.1 cm

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

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untrustyou:

Cary Fagan

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serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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